21世纪办公室特别名词
Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up the boss.
Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible
Seagull manager - A manager who flies in,makes a lot of noise,shits over everything and then leaves.
Salmon day - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
Chainsaw consultant - An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count,leaving with brass with clean hands.
CLM - Career Limiting Move - Use among microserfs to describe ill-advised activity. Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is a serious CLM.
Adminisphere - The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
Dilberted - To be exploited and oppressed by your boss.
Flight risk - Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave the company or department soon.
404 - someone who is clueless. “Don’t bother asking him.He is 404 man.”
Ohnosecond - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you have made a BIG MISTAKE.
Percussive maintainance - The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
Umfriend - A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed relationship, as in “This is Casey, my…um….friend.”
